The ‘No Bell’ Peace Prize and judi slot
I’m not one to blow my own horn; in fact, I only ever whip my horn out on special occasions, such as a birthday, a Christmas party or a comical episode of Soccer AM. However, it’s with a genuine sense of pride that I speak of my recent charity work; I’ve been heavily involved in raising awareness of lesbian issues via the medium of DVD. A lot of my good work was undone when Paul Scholes allegedly made a homophobic remark to a referee. A spokesman for OutRage! may have quipped, “The cheek of it; if anyone should respect minority groups, it’s a ginger.” I have a theory that Wayne Rooney’s poor recent form is a result of an infatuation with the carrot-topped midfielder. Let’s look at the evidence; Rooney’s slump began when Scholes returned to first team action; Wayne grew a camp ginger beard in some sort of bizarre homage to his hero, and if conclusive proof was still needed, Scholes is a well respected old pro; Rooney knows all about that. Should Sir Alex sell Scholes in ord