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Rooney is understandably frustrated by his below par performances; I’ve got a DVD that could help him out. It was a cheap shot for Rooney to slot online blame the FA for his atrocious run, the staff at ‘Fatties Anonymous’ are said to be devastated by this unfounded allegation. Rooney’s an even money shot with the majority of the big boys to find the net this weekend, only the clinically insane will be on.

The ‘No Bell’ Peace Prize and judi slot

 I’m not one to blow my own horn; in fact, I only ever whip my horn out on special occasions, such as a birthday, a Christmas party or a comical episode of Soccer AM. However, it’s with a genuine sense of pride that I speak of my recent charity work; I’ve been heavily involved in raising awareness of lesbian issues via the medium of DVD.   A lot of my good work was undone when Paul Scholes allegedly made a homophobic remark to a referee. A spokesman for OutRage! may have quipped, “The cheek of it; if anyone should respect minority groups, it’s a ginger.”   I have a theory that Wayne Rooney’s poor recent form is a result of an infatuation with the carrot-topped midfielder. Let’s look at the evidence; Rooney’s slump began when Scholes returned to first team action; Wayne grew a camp ginger beard in some sort of bizarre homage to his hero, and if conclusive proof was still needed, Scholes is a well respected old pro; Rooney knows all about that. Should Sir Alex sell Scholes in ord